Here’s the song reference.
By 7:00 tonight, Baby Guy’s clothes were covered in three meals, one dessert, plenty of spilled milk, and a dog hair topcoat. Since it was within a half hour of his bedtime anyway, I decided to change him into his pajamas before something decided to eat him. Our youngest, however, was not at all pleased with the proposed wardrobe change, and babbled his displeasure all the way to the changing table. Once we arrived at the changing table, the babbling turned to a rather vociferous series of complaints, accompanied by plenty of flailing and kicking.
I rubbed noses with the smallest member of our tribe to distract him long enough to get his pants off, got his diaper changed by distracting him with his toes (I swear, I feel like an octopus sometimes), then played a quick round of peekaboo while wrestling him out of his shirt without getting any of the goo from the shirt on his hair. Once divested of his cruddy clothes, Baby Guy decided to use this sudden ease of movement to attempt a triple-twisting somersault off the changing table. This athletic endeavor was met by my thunderous shout of “STOP!”
His lower lip started to quiver, and I felt bad for bellowing. Granted, I had to make the point, quickly and unambiguously, that triple-twisting somersaults off the changing table are a terrible idea, but I didn’t have to be quite as loud as I was. I whipped his pajamas in a circle around my head and chortled, “Jamma time!”
Baby Guy’s little face erupted into a broad grin, and he started to giggle. As I wrangled him into his footy pajamas, I sang in my most ludicrous voice, “Doon doon doon doon, doon doon, doon doon CAN’T TOUCH THIS!” and tickled him. We were both still laughing when we made it back to the living room where the rest of the family was waiting, with somewhat bewildered expressions, for a bedtime story, prayers, and lullabies.
Today’s prayer: Lord, thank You for the four little blessings You have entrusted to us. Help us teach them and protect them gently, so that they have no doubt about what is right and good, but also have no doubt of our love for them. Your yoke is light; grant us the humility of heart to follow Your example.